skip part 2 please


anyways
KUROSHITSUJI IS SOOOOO NICE
ESPECIALLY THE ANIME ONE
SO MUCH COOLER AND GOTHIC!!!

haha but haven't reach the indian prince part yet
i love the indian prince!!!
sooo cute

ceil is so not cute

anyways


T3 is so cool
haha i love the huge fan!!!

but everyone else thinks it normal
-.-


btw saw this in dao's blog...

I am 50% asian!

[x] Both of your parents are from Asia
[x] You were born in Asia
[ ] You use the term "Azn"
[ ] You think DDR is cool
[x] You've watched lots of anime
[ ] You like Korean drama
[x] You have stuff hanging on your phone
[ ] Your parents want you to marry within your own race
[x] You eat rice almost everyday
[x] You drink lemon tea

X's so far: 6


[ ] You style your hair
[x] You have a bebo/myspace/friendster
[x] You speak languages other than English
[ ] Your parents are strict
[ ] Your parents have high expectations of you
[x] You always get A's/B's on your report
[x] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting
[x] You know your multiplication table
[ ] You play badminton or table tennis or Irish Pingpong
[x] You've seen the asian version The ring/The grudge

X's so far: 12

[ ] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship
[ ] You own an asian car (Honda, Toyota, etc)
[x] You're not the only child
[x] You've gotten little red envelopes around February
[ ] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do
[x] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted
[ ] You can solve a rubiks cube
[x] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house
[ ] You play video games

X's so far: 16

[x] Every time you're going out, your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home
[ ] You have karaoke at home
[ ] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times
[ ] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
[ ] You own a gaming console
[ ]You don't wear shoes in your house
[x] You can use chopsticks
[ ] You get nothing if you do well in school, but punished if you don't

X's so far: 18

[ ] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
[x] You have asian songs on your computer/iPod
[x] You don't like football
[ ] You like Soccer.

X's so far: 20


[ ] You have a curfew
[ ] You know what ulzzang/tb means
[ ] You know what purikura is
[x] you like bubble tea
[x] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come
[ ] You've played final fantasy
[ ] You believe in fortune cookies

X's so far: 22

[x] You know what is bok choy
[ ] You've heard the song "Got rice?" (Asian Pride)
[x] You've had pockys/yan yan before
[x] when you ask for ur mums permission she goes "ask ur dad"

X's so far: 25

Total X's: 25

Multiply your total score by 2 and put the subject as I am _% Asian!


KUROSHITSUJI ENDING =D

end~!

hello...

lol went to anime fest with dru yesterday

was lesser than what i imagined it would be leh
but the cosplayers are funny

okay i think i saw...

from katekyo

younger lambo(a little kid)
adult lambo(they came together and older lambo was taking care of younger lambo... so cute larh)
another adult lambo
squallo
a very tall and very loud squallo(authentic ;D )
xanxus
bel
ryohei
tsuna
gokudera(dru's fren say one but i cannot find him :(

d.gray-man

lenalee
lenalee
older lenalee
lenalee
komui (was running then i never saw him again :(
kanda (hair only)
a very ugly lavi ( lucky it was only a glimpse)

gintama

gintoki ( he look like angmo!)
kagura
sa-chan

bleach

tall tall ichigo
hollow ichigo
big big hollow
i think i saw older nell(not sure)
hitsugaya
hitsugaya
rukia( well i dunno cause shes wearing the white thing that rukia wears on her execution but can be someone else...)

code geass

lelouch
the huge robot thingy that lelouch drives
suzaku
the girl with long green hair and loves pizza ( i keep forgetting her name!but the costume looks real!)

naruto

naruto
sazuke
sazuke's brother
i think i saw sakura (not sure)

death note

misa
L
a very ugly light(WHY?!!!!!!!!!!)

oran high
the twins

kingdom hearts

roxas( the keyblades are damn cool larh!)
axel

ultraman
some ultraman monster


other animes that i dun really know...

the dancing girl with yellow ribbons in a sky blue and white authentic school uniform?
her friend some pink haired girl

and others which i really dun know where they come from

anyways

NEXT YEAR, ELIZ IS GOING TO JOIN MANGAKA TO EARN D.GRAY MAN DVDS
SO THAT SHE CAN REWATCH DGM IN VERY HIGH QUALITY!

the judging is so wrong...

there was this second prize which is SO much nicer than the first!
but nvm still can get dgm dvd

and provided if im all geared up to paint my sketches
till now mr tan nvr teach us painting!!!

STOP TEACHING US USELESS STUFF!!!
I KNEW SHADING A LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG TIME AGO!

of course i still lost to someone cause i nvr practise
AND I SCREWED UP ALL THE TIME

so sketchbook is still my best friend

what excuses...
eliz is such a pathetic loser...

anyways
we saw gintama chibis on a display

i was like
I WANT!!!!!!!!!!

but when we go to the place we can buy them,
no more... only left the box

then later when we go back again the box was gone

saw alot of cool mekke! ( jap for mechandise)
but... VERY EX!
and doesn't contain much dgm, katekyo etc etc mekke
all either hentai figs or transformers and stuff
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

anyways
the dgm poster dun have lavi's intro!!!
argh!!!!!!!!!!

but actually they only show the first season of d.gray-man
and lavi wasn't much emphasied in that few eps
nnnnnnnnnoooooooo

actually it was until the krory part then he came larh...
so... but at least he's more important that road larh!

okay gotta eat dinner
part 2 coming up...

Lavi: The Users guide and Instruction Manual

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a LAVI unit! Please listen carefully to the following instructions, so that your LAVI unit may reach it’s full potential. Not adhering to these instructions could prove dangerous, and could possibly result on you unleashing a horrid pervert onto society.



Basic Information:



Name: Lavi/Baka Usagi



Age: 18



Place of Manufacture: Japan



Height: 177 cm



Weight: 68 kg



Module Type: Mysterious



Your LAVI unit will come with the following accessories:



One large exorcist’s coat



One tight-fitting enhanced Exorcist’s jacket



One pair of loose-fitting white pants



One pair of tight-fitting black and White pants



Two White scarves



One green bandanna



Two black v-neck shirts



Two pairs of black slacks



One large poncho



One eyepatch



One Odzuchi Kodzuchi/Nyoibo (with Judgement seals)



One pair of chunky boots



One pair of sleek knee-high boots



49 aliases



Bookman sold separately



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When you first receive your LAVI unit, he may seem to be a reclusive bookworm. He may appear to be distant, and cold toward people, occasionally not even treating them as people but as “ink on paper”. It’s just a phase, with enough care your LAVI unit will be hyper, happy, and flirty in no time. Beware though, LAVI units aren’t for people who are looking for a close emotional bond, as LAVI units are part of the BOOKMAN subdivision. LAVI units are also not meant for anti-social people, people who can’t take a joke, and prudes.



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Programming:



Your LAVI unit is a highly adaptable unit that can change his personality at will. As such, he has many useful programs:



Exorcist: Your LAVI unit is a great fighter. He is an intellectual, and remembers all of an AKUMA unit’s strengths and weaknesses. He sees what others don’t in a situation and can remember every detail about a battle. He fights with somewhat brute force, as much of his fighting is done just by swinging his hammer. However, when the need arises he can use multiple judgment seals to destroy AKUMA units en masse.



Tutor: you’re LAVI unit is a part of the BOOKMAN subdivision, and therefore knows a little about everything. Need help on that God-awful algebra homework that you’re sure will never matter in the real world? LAVI can help. Foreign languages confusing you to no end? Well, your LAVI unit knows the basics of nearly every language out there! His speciality is History, he can tell you anything you need to know in detail! He’s the perfect study buddy, the best unit you can get if you need help with your studies!



Match maker: you’re LAVI unit is a meddlesome one, and has no problem butting into your business and setting you up with the person you want! Just simply let it slip that you want someone and your LAVI unit will do all the work for you! He’s guaranteed to get you a date! But watch out though, if he’s in Flirt mode and you’re looking for a girl, he might just steal her away instead!



Partner in Crime: are you the troublemaker who’s always shooting spit balls at your teacher? Maybe you’re the prankster who set off the fire alarm on a winter day? Maybe you’re the one who hid everyone in your gym class’ clothes. Ever worry about getting caught in the act? Have no fear, because now you can stay in class, act totally innocent, and let your LAVI unit do all the trouble making for you, on your orders! you get the satisfaction, and everyone else gets to be the victims! He’s never been caught before, and he won’t start now!



You’re LAVI unit comes with 9 different modes:



Smiling (default)



Mysterious



Flirt



Violently Angry



Prankster



Angsty



Dirk/Bookman (level 7 unlock)



Strategist



Happy



Please take note: the LAVI unit’s Happy and Smiling modes are not the same thing. Happy mode is basically his being content with how things are, or his being amused. However, Smiling mode is the mode he goes into when he’s acting Happy, but isn’t completely so, it’s a show for your benefit. It’s extremely difficult to tell these two modes apart, and more often than not, what you think is making him Happy is really just the LAVI unit acting the part. A truly Happy Lavi is a blinding sight.



When your LAVI unit enters Flirt mode, no girl between the ages of 10 and 40 is safe. It is advised that at those times, you keep him far away from your sisters/mother/friend’s sisters/friend’s mothers/random women on the street etc. An ALLEN WALKER unit can force your LAVI unit out of this mode.



While in Mysterious mode, your LAVI unit will not tell you a thing, and will spend much time in an introverted state. This mode is usually turned on when something strange is happening, and his mind goes to work trying to solve the mystery. It also happens when he himself is hiding something. This can sometimes be mistaken with Angsty mode, which is very similar on the outside. However, Angsty mode is caused by a BOOKMAN unit telling him that he is also a BOOKMAN unit, and therefore cannot have emotional attachments.



When in violently Angry mode, LAVI units will yell and they tend to break things, like harmless windows. However, this mode can be abruptly halted, by a LENALEE LEE unit. However, this mode is often caused by LENALEE LEE units as well.



Dirk/Bookman mode is a difficult mode to unlock, and it is not one you want to unlock either. Your LAVI unit will become all but heartless and will not care about your safety or his own. He tends to get very destructive while in the mode, often unleashing his seal attacks on himself and other around him, with or without provocation. You’ll know when this level is unlocked because a tattoo will appear under his left eye.



Prankster mode is self-explanatory. While in this mode, your LAVI unit will feel the urge to pull a prank on anyone within a 10 foot radius, you included. The best way to avoid being pranked is to join in on the fun. A KANDA YUU unit will undoubtedly force your LAVI unit out of this state though, because that unit can’t take a joke.



Relations with other units:



The D.GRAY-MAN collection is split into multiple divisions. LAVI units are part of the BLACK ORDER division, and is the only unit in the collection that is under two subdivisions, subdivision EXORCIST and subdivision BOOKMAN.



Interaction with EXORCIST units:



KANDA YUU: These two units get along fairly well, and fight perfectly together. LAVI units like to steal KANDA YUU unit’s hair ties. KANDA YUU units are also LAVI unit’s favorite victims for pranks, because they have the funniest reactions. These two can communicate well because the KANDA YUU unit doesn’t talk much, and your LAVI unit will undoubtably talk enough for the both of them. Your LAVI unit will often joke about the KANDA YUU unit’s feminine qualities, which may push the other into Murderous Rage mode. However, your LAVI unit has had years of practice in the art of dodging the KANDA YUU unit’s Mugen accessory, and will therefore remain safe from harm.



ALLEN WALKER: This unit and your LAVI unit get along perfectly! The ALLEN WALKER unit will keep your LAVI unit on task, and force him out of Flirt mode when you need him to. ALLEN WALKER units can also push your LAVI unit into Happy mode. These two fight perfectly together, as LAVI is a long-distance fighter, and ALLEN WALKER units are close range fighters. These two have a tendency to get slashy, so fangirls might want to buy an ALLEN WALKER unit to go with their LAVI units. When LAVI enters Dirk/Bookman mode, ALLEN WALKER units can force your unit out of it, and save him from himself.



LENALEE LEE: LENALEE LEE and LAVI units get along very well. LAVI units will often enter Flirty mode when around her, as she is usually the only female unit around, and has a nearly irresistible Cute mode. However, LENALEE LEE figures will keep your LAVI unit in check, and prevent him from getting too angsty, or going into Dirk/Bookman mode. This unit can also prevent him from going into Violently Angry mode, but she can cause him to enter this mode as well. LENALEE LEE units will keep him on task, and when she can’t, she’ll take over his tutoring duties.



ARYSTAR KRORY: LAVI units tend to stay in their Happy or Prankster modes around this unit. They will often call this unit “Kro-chan” or “Krorykins”. When in Violently Angry mode, ARYSTAR KRORY units will enter there Worry mode. However, if this Violently Angry mode was incited by the ARYSTAR KRORY unit, he will usually end up being hit with the Fire seal.



BOOKMAN: this unit is often called Panda-jiji by the LAVI unit. It is the LAVI unit’s master and counselor, in a way. LAVI units learn everything they know from BOOKMAN units. BOOKMAN units have a habit of kicking LAVI units in the head however, and are very impatient with LAVI units. They know how to keep a LAVI unit on task.



Interactions with BLACK ORDER units:



KOMUI LEE: The LAVI unit gets along very well with the KOMUI unit, and when KOMUI LEE units are in Shirker mode, they will help LAVI units in whatever hare-brained scheme he’s got going. KOMUI LEE units will often enter Sister Complex mode because of LAVI units though, because LAVI units flirt with LENALEE LEE units.



JERRY: LAVI units get along well with JERRY units, but seeing as LAVI units don’t care as much about food as ALLEN WALKER units or KANDA YUU units, he usually stays in Smiling mode around the JERRY unit.



SCIENCE DEPARTMENT units: LAVI units often stay in smiling or Happy mode around these units. They also get information from these units, and help these units with research by lending them his knowledge of history and the like.



interactions with NOAH units:



MILLENNIUM EARL: LAVI units, like all BLACK ORDER units, hates the MILLENNIUM EARL units. However, LAVI units will not attempt to fight against the MILLENNIUM EARL units alone, for he is a BOOKMAN unit, and therefore is adverse to giving up his life for the BLACK ORDER side.



TYKI MIKK: LAVI units hate TYKI MIKK units, because TYKI MIKK units have this habit of causing mass amounts of physical and mental harm to ALLEN WALKER units. However, when TYKI MIKK is in one of his white modes, they get along fairly well. TYKI MIKK often pushes LAVI units into Mysterious or Angst modes. LAVI units have a difficult time beating TYKI MIKK units.



RHODE CAMELOT: LAVI units absolutely should not fight RHODE CAMELOT units. RHODE CAMELOT units can force LAVI units into Dirk/Bookman mode using her Dream World accessory pack. After she forces him into Dirk/Bookman mode, he will need an ALLEN WALKER unit to force him out of it. Even then, he will probably end up in Angsty mode for a while.



AKUMA: LAVI units destroy AKUMA. LAVI units have several seals that he uses to do so, the most commonly used are the Fire seal and the Heaven seal.



Cleaning:



Your LAVI unit can clean himself. However, he enjoys using communal baths. LAVI units will often make KANDA YUU units use shampoo instead of bar soap. LAVI units prefer to be clean, but are fine with being dirty for a little while.



LAVI units can dry themselves also, but they may ask you to do it if they are in Flirt mode. If you’re a prude, you might want to run.



Energy:



The LAVI unit can cook for itself and is low maintenance. It does not need any specific food to keep it energized and running properly. However, your LAVI unit may forget to eat when in Mysterious mode, or when he is studying, so make sure he eats three healthy meals a day.



Frequently asked questions:



Q. My LAVI unit is such a flirt, I’m afraid to bring him around my sisters, can I fix that?



A. No, it’s part of his programming. If it’s such a pain, maybe you should’ve tried going for a more prude ALLEN WALKER figure?



Q. Um...I kinda want my figure to go a little yaoi with my [insert figure name here unit, is there any way to do that?



A. The traditional LAVI figure tends to get a bit slashy with ALLEN WALKER figures, and occasionally makes teasing remarks about KANDA YUU units. However, you can get a LAVI unit from the Yaoi/Yuri catalog, with setting such as Strangely seductive, Seke, playful, etc.



Q. My unit is always in Smiling mode, is there any way to make him Happy?



A. Sure, simply let him pull any pranks he wants, or bring him to a public library. As long as you’re not strict, your LAVI unit will be Happy.



Q. Why won’t my LAVI unit do my homework?



A. Because he’s too lazy to do his own work, never mind yours. He’ll help you with it, but he wont do it for you.



Q. I had my unit set up a date for me, but it totally failed, give me my money back!



A. No, LAVI units are guaranteed to get you the date, which it did. Just because you’re utterly unappealing doesn’t mean LAVI failed.



Q. What’s with the tattoo under LAVI’s eye?



A. Did you read this manual at all? That tattoo has appeared because he is in Dirk/Bookman mode. You should get an ALLEN WALKER unit right away, before your LAVI unit hurts someone.



Q. Will my LAVI unit go out with me?



A. Sure, he’s over 18, and will pretty much go for any girl between 10 and 40 as long as she’s cute. Beware though, because as soon as he sees a prettier girl, he’ll go for her.



Troubleshooting:



Problem: He’s stuck in Dirk/Bookman mode.



solution: Take him away from all RHODE CAMELOT units. Get an ALLEN WALKER unit to help him snap out of it. One slashy, insinuation-inspiring moment later, and your LAVI unit will be back to normal. If this doesn’t work, keep him away from all BOOKMAN units also. LENALEE LEE units are also helpful in this case. If all else fails, send him back.



Problem: He’s burnt down the house with his Fire seal.



Solution: Next time he gets angry, bring him to work/school and get rid of your oppressors.



Problem: He is going into Violently Angry mode too often.



Solution: Keep LENALEE LEE units nearby, unless they are the ones forcing him into this mode. If that is the case, substitute with an ALLEN WALKER unit. A KANDA YUU unit will also fight him and help him blow off steam. However, this last method often ends in lots of destruction.



Problem: He’s refusing to leave the bathroom/bedroom etc.



Solution: He’s probably lost his eye patch or bandanna. Get him a new one and slip it under the door. LAVI units will refuse to function properly without an eyepatch and bandanna.



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With proper care and maintenance your LAVI unit will live a happy and fulfilling life! He will happily protect you from AKUMA units, pull pranks with you, and help you with that pesky school work! He’s got one of the longest Warranties of the BLACK ORDER division, so he’s sure to be around for a while! LAVI units are not for prudes, people with no sense of humor, anti-social humbugs, or minors. If you are unhappy with your purchase, simply have a BOOKMAN unit give him a new assignment and alias and he’ll be gone forever.


link to the fella who made this

i think this is the funniest

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a KANDA YUU unit. To ensure that you receive the full benefits of your exorcist-samurai, please follow the following instructions exactly, for doing otherwise could be hazardous to your health, and anyone else in the vicinity.

Basic Information:



Name: Kanda Yuu (Don’t use his first name!)



Age: 18



Place of Manufacture: Japan



Height: 175 cm



Weight: 61 kg



Module Type: Angry



Your KANDA YUU unit will come with the following accessories:



One wide-collared original exorcist’s coat



One tight-fitting enhanced exorcist’s coat



Two pairs of uniform pants



Five belts



Three pairs of black slacks



Three pairs of white button-up shirts



One Mugen (with additional six attacks)



One Hour Glass with a Lotus inside (Caution! Handle with care!)



Two pairs of boots



One box of hair ties (warning: if you have a LENALEE LEE or LAVI unit, they may often try to steal your KANDA YUU unit’s hair ties.)



One fluffy cardigan sweater



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When you first receive your KANDA YUU unit, he will be cranky, murderous, anti-social, and cold. No, that is not a malfunction in his programming, that is simply how this model in the D.GRAY-MAN collection is. If you are unsatisfied with this, perhaps you should’ve read the information on him in the buyer’s guide. KANDA YUU is not suggested for people who are frightened easily, take rejection badly, are overly-social, noisy, or own an ALLEN WALKER or FROI TIEDOLL unit.



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Programming:



Your KANDA YUU is a very anti-social unit. He does not communicate well with other people and units. He is a unit made for fighting, not for loving. The KANDA YUU unit has many useful functions though, such as:



Exorcist: Got an AKUMA unit infestation? Maybe a neighbor or even yourself has a MILLENNIUM EARL or NOAH unit that’s creating too many of those pesky units? Then the KANDA YUU unit is for you. He is an excellent fighter unit with six different attacks that can be used for exterminating AKUMA units. The KANDA YUU unit works best alone.



Room-clearer: Maybe you’re an anti-social type too, which is why you got the KANDA YUU unit, so you could enjoy silence without being alone or worrying about AKUMA units. Maybe you have some annoying siblings, or people just won’t leave you alone. The KANDA YUU unit has the unique ability to clear an entire room (or possibly house) of all human life forms except yourself with a simple glare and a few words. For those really clingy people that just refuse to leave you be, he will even activate his innocence, Mugen, to use against them. Goodby annoying siblings!



Japanese chief: The KANDA YUU unit is an excellent cook, who’s specialties are Soba and Tempura. Don’t ask him to make Mitarashi Dango though, as they will remind him of a certain ALLEN WALKER unit, which he despises.



Escort: Need to get somewhere safely and quickly? The KANDA YUU unit is just right for you! If his mission is to bring you somewhere, you can be sure you will make it there in time! He will slice through all obstacles, and protect you for it is his duty! But please refrain from taking him into large social gatherings, there’s no telling if he will be able to remain civil.



You’re KANDA YUU unit comes with 8 different modes:



Civil (default)



Angry



Mission



Superior



Angst



Murderous Rage



Content



Respectful (level five unlock)



Please take note: the KANDA YUU unit is exceptionally difficult to deal with. If you are frightened or discouraged easily, you may be dissatisfied with the unit.



Also, “Angry” and “Murderous Rage” are different. When in Angry mode, your unit’s attacks consist of the verbal kind, that is, hurling insults and death threats at you. People with low self-esteem are cautioned from purchasing a KANDA YUU unit. People with MIRANDA LOTTO units may also wish to refrain from buying him for this reason. When in Murderous Rage mode your KANDA YUU unit’s attacks will be physical attacks, and will cause bodily harm, and destruction. Be sure to have a construction crew on hand. Murderous Rage mode is easily triggered by saying he looks pretty or girlish.



Your KANDA YUU unit’s default mode Civil does not mean he is nice, it means he is tolerant and doesn’t try to kill you, your siblings, your parents, your dog, other units, etc. It’s really more like an apathetic mode.



While in Mission mode, your unit will be extremely serious and straightforward. Don’t let anything get in his way (including harmless furniture...) Or it may be destroyed.



The KANDA YUU unit’s superior mode is usually the after-effect of destroying mass amounts of AKUMA units, defeating a NOAH unit, or beating the snot out of a LAVI or ALLEN WALKER unit. Your unit will probably smirk a lot, which may cause nosebleed, depending on your personal tastes. Keep tissues on hand when he is in the mode!



You’re KANDA YUU unit’s Content mode may seem difficult to activate at first, but in truth, you just have to get a few things just right. First off, get Soba, perfectly made by a JERRY unit, which you should always keep on hand for this reason. Next, keep him in a quiet room, filled with comfortable chairs. Keep his Hour Glass out of the room, but in an area where safety is assured. Ensure that no annoying persons are in the vicinity, and that no ALLEN WALKER, LAVI, KOMUI, FINDER, AKUMA, NOAH, or MILLENIUM EARL units will be visiting. Some Zabuton cushions for meditating are also suggested. If you are lucky, you might see a contented semi-smile, but don’t hold your breath. it’s a rarity.



It’s next to impossible to get your KANDA YUU unit to respect you. It’ll take a lot of work, and if you’re lucky, he might actually use your name, but anything beyond that is pretty much impossible for anyone but a GENERAL figure to obtain.



Relations with other units:



The D.GRAY-MAN collection is split into multiple divisions. KANDA YUU units are part of the BLACK ORDER division, subdivision EXORCIST.



Interaction with other EXORCIST units:

ALLEN WALKER: Your KANDA YUU unit positively hates this unit. If you own an ALLEN WALKER unit, they why the hell did you buy a KANDA YUU unit? They will break out into fights over the littlest things (like breathing), and cause mass amounts of destruction if their innocences are activated. ALLEN WALKER units will cause your KANDA YUU unit to enter Murderous Rage mode. Please don’t leave these two in the same room together without a LENALEE LEE figure.KANDA YUU units will protect this unit though, despite his hate for this unit.



LAVI: The KANDA YUU unit can tolerate this unit, unless it is in prankster mode, in which case, he will make the KANDA YUU unit switch to Angry and possibly Murderous Rage mode. However, while in civil mode, these two units can communicate easily, well, as easily as your unit can. They also fight well together, due to years of fighting side by side. However, LAVI units enjoy stealing KANDA YUU unit’s hair ties, and Mugen, which often incites Murderous Rage mode. If your KANDA YUU is in Murderous Rage mode when a nearby LAVI unit is in Violently Angry mode, the end result is always destruction. Be sure to keep a medic, cleaning crew, and construction crew on hand.



LENALEE LEE: The KANDA YUU unit will almost always be in civil mode when it comes to this unit. The LENALEE LEE unit is well-suited to the KANDA YUU unit, and can easily defuse his Angry or Murderous Rage modes. She is also good at keeping damages to a minimum, and in worst-case scenarios she will use her clip board accessory as a weapon and pummel him with it. LENALEE LEE units often save the lives of other units from the KANDA YUU unit’s Murderous Rage. They also inspire angst mode when they themselves are in depression mode.



NOISE MARIE: The KANDA YUU unit works very well with the NOISE MARIE unit. Both are on the same team, and fight perfectly with each other. NOISE MARIE units are usually very quiet, and serious, therefore Kanda is almost always in civil mode while around this unit.



FROI TIEDOLL: Technically in the subdivision GENERAL, KANDA YUU units respect this unit, but hate him all the same. KANDA YUU units do not like this unit because it’s default is Fatherly mode. KANDA YUU despises this unit’s tendency to talk about anything and everything, and stop in the middle of missions to draw. Still, the FROI TIEDOLL unit is the KANDA YUU unit’s master, and therefore, the KANDA YUU unit usually remains in civil mode with this person.



Interactions with BLACK ORDER units:



KOMUI LEE: This unit is one that incites Anger, Murderous Rage, Mission mode, and Superiority from your KANDA YUU unit. Usually, he will anger your unit with his random nonsense or details about scientific experiments that KANDA YUU cannot understand. He will make the KANDA YUU unit enter Murderous Rage mode if he is around a KOMLIN 1,2, or 3 unit (KOMLINS sold separately). Once your unit has successfully defeated the KOMUI LEE unit or a KOMLIN unit, he will enter Superiority mode, especially if an ALLEN WALKER unit has to deal with a KOMLIN unit later. KOMUI LEE units can also put KANDA YUU units in mission mode.



JERRY: KANDA YUU units try to stay civil with this unit, for it is in charge of making his favorite soba and tempura. Sometimes though, when this unit is in Gushing mode, KANDA YUU units will switch to Angry mode.



FINDER: KANDA YUU units always feel Superior around FINDER units. They often make him enter Anger mode at the same time. When KANDA YUU units enter two modes at once, and one of those modes is Superior, KANDA YUU units may become sword-happy. Deaths and unit destruction may result.



interactions with NOAH units:



MILLENNIUM EARL: KANDA YUU units hate this unit, all of the BLACK ORDER divisions of the D.GRAY-MAN series do. However, KANDA YUU units are not dumb enough to take this figure on alone, and will often opt to fight together with another unit, preferably a GENERAL on EXORCIST unit.



SKIN BORIC: KANDA YUU units despise this unit, and will kill it any time he sees one. However, the SKIN BORIC unit is a strong fighting unit, and can inflict mass amounts of damage to your KANDA YUU unit. Your KANDA YUU unit will always win though, because that’s just how these two were programed to interact.



TYKI MIKK: KANDA YUU units do not often interact with this unit. However, when both of them are in their Superior modes, a battle of the egos will ensue. This usually leads to the TYKI MIKK unit entering Black: Murder mode, and your KANDA YUU entering Murderous Rage mode. Destruction will follow.



RHODE CAMELOT: KANDA YUU units rarely interact with this unit, therefore, their interaction has not been properly studied. However, it is assumed that RHODE CAMELOT figures can possibly force your KANDA YUU figure into a semi-permanent Angst mode. Keep these two away from each other.



AKUMA: KANDA YUU units destroy the AKUMA units. AKUMA units usually cause KANDA YUU units to enter Mission mode, and then Superior mode.



Cleaning:



Your KANDA YUU unit is aware of how to clean itself, for the most part. But he has a habit of using regular soap in his hair. Soap is bad for hair, so please, make him use shampoo. The KANDA YUU units prefers a tradition Japanese bath.



KANDA YUU units also know how to dry themselves. Don’t even attempt to do it for him.



Energy:



The KANDA YUU figure can make it’s own food, but prefers a JERRY unit’s soba. He is low-maintenance, give him soba or tempura, and he’s all set.



WARNING: the Lotus Hourglass is the KANDA YUU unit’s main source of energy! If it breaks, so does your unit! Please take care of it!



Frequently asked questions:



Q. My KANDA YUU unit only glares at me! How do I get him to act differently?



A. KANDA YUU units are generally civil, but just because he’s civil doesn’t mean he wont glare, that’s just part of his programming. However, if he seems to be glaring more than he should, you probably have not given him enough soba lately. Our you may simply be too talkative for his liking. KANDA YUU units always glare at things they don’t like. He doesn’t have a problem, it’s probably you.



Q. Um...I kinda want my figure to go a little yaoi with my [insert figure name here unit, is there any way to do that?



A. For the traditional figure, no. But, if you go to our special yaoi/yuri-figures catalog, you can find a KANDA YUU figure with settings such as seme, uke, horny, needy etc.



Q. My unit wont eat anything I make for him!



A. Did you read it when we said that he prefers a JERRY unit’s soba? You can do one of two things, in this case. One, you can learn how to make soba and tempura. Two, you can purchase a JERRY unit to do it for you.



Q. My figure refuses to address me by name, how do I fix that?



A. You can’t, it’s in his programming to give people derogative names. The only way he’ll ever use your name is if you earn his respect, which is very difficult.



Q. Why is the KANDA YUU figure always such an ass? I want him nicer!



A. It’s in the KANDA YUU unit’s programming to be an ass. If you wanted a nice unit, perhaps you should’ve opted for an ALLEN WALKER, LAVI, or LENALEE LEE figure?



Troubleshooting:



Problem: He’s stuck in angst mode



solution: Take him away from his lotus and get him some soba. Let him meditate for a while, and get some AKUMA figures for him to destroy. A LENALEE LEE unit might be able to help. If all that doesn’t work, then get an ALLEN WALKER unit, which is bound to force him into Angry or Murderous Rage mode. A LAVI could work too. If the problem persists, there may be a problem in his programming, in which case you should have a KOMUI unit fix him, or send him back.



Problem: He’s being nice, it’s freaking you out.



Solution: There’s definitely something wrong with him, send him back.



Problem: He won’t fight AKUMA units.



Solution: Get another EXORCIST figure to provoke him into fighting them. KANDA YUU units do not have a lazy setting, so this problem could be internal, or he’s just that far into his Angst mode. If the problem persists send him back.



Problem: His wounds aren’t healing as quickly as they used to.



Solution: this cannot be fixed, you probably put him in one too many life-threatening situations. Stop putting him in such dangerous fights and check his lotus regularly.



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With proper care and maintenance, your KANDA YUU unit will live a full life, protecting you from AKUMA units, NOAH units, and any other annoyance you can think up. His warranty will last for many years, unless he fights a MILLENNIUM EARL figure alone, or uses his more advanced attacks too many times. If you are sensitive, naive, sweet, have low self-esteem, can’t take an insult, or like to talk about ALLEN WALKER units too much, you may be displeased with this unit. If you are, for whatever reason, displeased with your purchase, simply tell him that “that person” is off somewhere on the other side of the planet, and he’ll run off to search and never bother coming back.

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Allen Walker: The Users guide and Instruction Manual

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an ALLEN WALKER unit! So that you may reap in the full benefits of owning this charming figure, please read these instructions carefully, and follow them closely, for not doing so will result in a very emo ALLEN WALKER unit, and possibly destruction.



Basic Information:



Name: Allen Walker/Moyashi/Bean sprout



Age: 15



Place of Manufacture: England



Height: 168 cm



Weight: 58 kg



Module Type: Cute



Your ALLEN WALKER unit will come with the following accessories:



One Long-sleeved hooded exorcist’s coat



One tight-fitting zipper-sleeved enhanced exorcist’s coat



Two pairs of uniform pants



Two pairs of knee-high boots



Three pairs of white gloves



One Crown Clown (with multiple forms)



One Cursed eye



One red coat



Two vests



Three white button-up shirts



One red Ribbon



TIMCAMPY unit sold separately



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When you first receive your ALLEN WALKER unit, he will be hungry, and food-crazed. He may also seem to be polite to the point where he’s distant. Feed your ALLEN WALKER unit everything in your fridge, that should take care of his hunger. It will take a bit of TLC before he stops being distant though. ALLEN WALKER units are not meant for anti-social people who hate sweet, or naive people with Martyrs complexes. ALLEN WALKER units are also not meant for people who don’t have the money to support his horrifyingly large appetite. Also, if you have a CROSS MARIAN or KANDA YUU figure, you are advised not to purchase an ALLEN WALKER figure.



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Programming:



Your ALLEN WALKER unit is a social unit, that works well with other people and units, except KANDA YUU units. As such, he has many useful programs:



Exorcist: your ALLEN WALKER unit is an excellent exorcist, who can fight well with any unit in the EXORCIST/GENERAL subdivisions. He Also has the unique ability to control the ARK accessories that come with the NOAH units. His innocence, the Crown Clown is a unit accessory that evolves quickly, and has a form for anything! If you suspect you have an AKUMA infestation, his cursed eye accessory will put your worries to rest! ALLEN WALKER units are the most promising of the EXORCIST units!



Communicator: Are you the shy, awkward person who always sits in the back of the room, who can never get their ideas across? Well, you could definitely use an ALLEN WALKER unit then! His communication skills are great, and because of his travels with the CROSS MARIAN unit, he knows a great many languages! Also, his charisma helps sway people’s opinions in your favor! Also, with the usage of his special cuteness beams, he can melt anyone’s heart (except a KANDA YUU unit’s) and make them bend to his will.



Motivational speaker: Feeling down? Have some horribly depressing past that you just can’t get over? Are you so angsty that it makes Prozac pills sad? Worry not because your ALLEN WALKER unit knows just how to cheer you up! With his smiles and laughter, and all the right words, ALLEN WALKER units will make you feel better in no time! His past is so tragic it’ll make you glad you’re not him, and the way he smiles through it all will make you determined to become a better you! He’s also very good with speeches.



Poker demon: Up for a challenging game of cards? Think you have all the tricks of poker figured out and want to test your skill? Maybe you want to learn a few tricks, or you want to swindle a few unsuspecting people out of their money? Well, the ALLEN WALKER unit can do that all and then some! With his amazing skill and poker face, he can one-up even the most skilled poker players, you’ll always leave the table with pockets exploding with cash!



Worker: ALLEN WALKER units are extremely expensive to take care of, with their extremely large appetites and tendency to destroy stuff, (especially when fighting...) But, fear not, for he is a dedicated worker and is willing to work to pay for himself. However, if he’s working to pay off your debts, your ALLEN WALKER figure will probably end up resenting you.



You’re ALLEN WALKER unit comes with 10 different modes:



Polite (default)



Kind



Happy



Poker



Hungry



Angsty



Demonically Angry



Martyr Complex



Sympathetic



Accidently Sexy



Please take note: There are two sides to you’re ALLEN WALKER unit’s default mode. He can be polite and kind, or coldly polite. It’s not all the difficult to tell the two apart.



When your ALLEN WALKER unit is in Poker, Accidentally Sexy, or (depending on your personal tastes) Demonically Angry mode, his natural cuteness wears off, and gains sex appeal in it’s place. When this time comes, you are advised to keep a tissue box with you, and a blood transfusion, just in case.



While in Demonically Angry mode, ALLEN WALKER units get extremely destructive, you’re house might not survive. We suggest taking him to the nearest school when he enters this mode, because that gets one annoying establishment out of the way. His Demonically Angry mode is usually triggered when a friend is hurt by an AKUMA, MILLENNIUM EARL, or NOAH figure. If your ALLEN WALKER unit is having a bad day, being called Moyashi or Bean sprout can also force him into a lower level of this mode.



When your unit enters Angsty mode, he has a tendency to bring everyone down. If you own a MIRANDA LOTTO or ARYSTAR KRORY unit, you may want to keep these two away during this time, as they both would probably blame themselves for his down and it all goes downhill from there. However, when in Happy mode, he brings everyone else up. Keeping him in this mode will also prevent him from binge eating, and if you thought his regular was a lot then...you were wrong.



When ALLEN WALKER is in Hungry mode, he can easily eat through your entire pay check in an hour. It would be in your best interest to save up for when he is in this mode, and keep a JERRY model around.



Your ALLEN WALKER unit comes with a Martyr Complex mode, you should never let him fight while in this mode, because he probably will end up a martyr, or seriously injured.



Relations with other units:



The D.GRAY-MAN collection is split into multiple divisions. ALLEN WALKER units are part of the BLACK ORDER division, subdivision EXORCIST.



Interaction with other EXORCIST units:



KANDA YUU: These two units hate each other, and you’re an idiot for purchasing both. However, your ALLEN WALKER figure will attempt to work civilly with this unit, and usually enters Polite: Cold mode while around him. They make a decent fighting team, despite how their programs clash. A KANDA YUU unit will protect your ALLEN WALKER unit. Your ALLEN WALKER unit may try to steal KANDA YUU unit’s soba, just to piss him off. These two units often fight over the littlest things, which usually results in mass destruction. It costs a depressing amount of money to own an ALLEN WALKER figure, but luckily, he is willing to work to pay you back. When these two are together, it is best to have a LENALEE LEE figure around.



LAVI: the ALLEN WALKER unit gets along extremely well with this unit, and they often pick on KANDA YUU units together. Your ALLEN WALKER unit also tends to keep LAVI units serious, and keep his eyes off of women, and can keep LAVI units from going into Flirt mode. He can also snap LAVI units out of his “Dirk” mode, and bring him back to being “Lavi”. These two units fight very well together, and get along naturally. Also, when these two units are together they have a tendency to hang all over each other, and while that may incite jealousy in a few buyers, Shonen-ai fangirls will have fun insinuating anything their hearts desire.



LENALEE LEE: ALLEN WALKER units will go through many different modes while with this unit. More often than not though, you can find him in Kind or Accidentally Sexy mode around her (lucky unit...). LENALEE LEE units are perfect for snapping ALLEN WALKER units out of Demonically Angry and Martyr complex modes. She will also save him from KOMLIN units, and KOMUI LEE units when need be. LENALEE LEE units will also make ALLEN WALKER units go into Sympathetic mode when KOMUI units are woken up.



ARYSTAR KRORY: ALLEN WALKER units tend to stay in polite and sympathetic modes while with this unit. ARYSTAR KRORY units tend to look up to ALLEN WALKER units. They fight well together, and often times ALLEN WALKER units have to enter Poker mode to Save ARYSTAR KRORY units.



MIRANDA LOTTO: This figure works very well with ALLEN WALKER units, and often incites his sympathy mode. They work well together, and MIRANDA LOTTO is often in need of his Motivational speaking mode.



CROSS MARIAN: Your ALLEN WALKER unit is terrified of this unit, and it’s debts. Please, for the sake of your ALLEN WALKER unit, don’t put these two together, or the CROSS MARIAN unit will steal him away and use him to pay off debts.



Interactions with BLACK ORDER units:



KOMUI LEE: The ALLEN WALKER unit will usually be Polite and Kind to this figure, though when a KOMUI LEE figure is paired with a KOMLIN unit (KOMLIN sold separately), he will often cause ALLEN WALKER units to go into a low-level version of Demonically Angry mode. KOMUI LEE units in Sister complex mode will make ALLEN WALKER units go into Sympathetic mode around LENALEE LEE units.



JERRY: ALLEN WALKER units practically worship JERRY units, for their cooking abilities. Having a JERRY unit around would make for a very happy Moyashi.



SCIENCE DEPARTMENT units: Allen almost always feel sympathy towards these poor Units, and is always polite to them. When they are hurt he will enter his Demonically Angry mode.



interactions with NOAH units:



MILLENNIUM EARL: ALLEN WALKER units hate MILLENNIUM EARL units more than any other unit in the D.GRAY-MAN collection. Without thinking about the consequences, your ALLEN WALKER unit will engage in battle with MILLENNIUM EARL units. Keep them away from each other.



TYKI MIKK: ALLEN WALKER units can get along with this unit when it is in any of it’s White modes. However, when a TYKI MIKK unit is in a Black mode, they are complete enemies. ALLEN WALKER units will often be forced into Demonically angry or Poker mode around these units. ALLEN WALKER units can also force this unit into Full Noah mode, in which case you will need a construction crew, medic team, and a CROSS MARIAN unit, this is the only time we advise you to put a CROSS MARIAN unit near an ALLEN WALKER unit.



RHODE CAMELOT: RHODE CAMELOT units love ALLEN WALKER units, but it’s one-sided, and a fickle love. RHODE CAMELOT units also have a tendency to inflict mass amounts of damage on ALLEN WALKER units, and are very sadistic. For the sake of your ALLEN WALKER unit, keep him away from the smitten RHODE CAMELOT unit.



LULUBELL: After an incident with the SCIENCE DEPARTMENT units, ALLEN WALKER units now hate LULUBELL units. ALLEN WALKER units will enter Demonically angry mode around this NOAH unit.



AKUMA: ALLEN WALKER units destroy AKUMA units, and tend to go into Sympathy or Demonically Angry mode around them. ALLEN WALKER units are equipped with an eye that can see AKUMA unit soul accessories.



Cleaning:



Your ALLEN WALKER unit can wash itself, and due to his travels with a CROSS MARIAN unit, has a hang-up about being clean. Be sure to let him clean up when he needs to.



ALLEN WALKER units can also dry themselves, and are a bit shy and prude, please don’t attempt to help them.



Energy:



The ALLEN WALKER unit needs mass amounts of food to operate smoothly, and is a horrible cook. However, he will eat just about anything, and is the furthest thing from picky. Just cook everything in your refrigerator for him three times a day and you’ll be set.



Frequently asked questions:



Q. My ALLEN WALKER unit is so cute, can I go out with him?



A. Remember that he is only 15 years of age, and therefore a minor. If you are older than 18 it would be illegal for you to do so, but if you’re a minor, go for it.



Q. Um...I kinda want my figure to go a little yaoi with my [insert figure name here unit, is there any way to do that?



A. The Traditional figure tends to get a little slashy around LAVI figures, but if you want more than just that, or a different pairing, feel free to buy an ALLEN WALKER figure from the Yaoi/Yuri edition catalog. This unit (the MOYASHI-CHAN unit) comes with modes such as Seductive, overly-innocent, etc. And for a limited time only, you can get a special edition super rare Sadistic Seme unit!



Q. My unit is eating me out of house and home, is there a way I can lessen his appetite?



A. No. But if you’re having financial problems because of his eating habits, you can always put him to work!



Q. My unit’s Innocence keeps freaking out, what’s wrong with him?



A. There’s nothing wrong, it’s just evolving.



Q. Why does my unit keep going into Martyr complex mode?



A. Because that’s what ALLEN WALKER figures do. A LENALEE LEE figure could cure that.



Q. My ALLEN WALKER unit keeps flirting with other units, how do I make him stop?



A. He’s not flirting, he’s just stuck in Accidentally Sexy mode. It happens a lot. On those days, just keep him to yourself.



Troubleshooting:



Problem: He’s stuck in Martyr mode.



solution: Take him away from any and all NOAH units, they tend to inspire this kinda thing in ALLEN WALKER units. Get a LENALEE LEE unit to straighten him out. A LAVI unit will cheer him up, and a KANDA YUU unit will push him into a Polite: Cold mode.



Problem: He’s starting to turn Noah.



Solution: You’ve unlocked a secret mode on you ALLEN WALKER unit. (not so secret now, is it?) There’s nothing wrong with him, he’s just getting more and more awesome.



Problem: His eye is not working.



Solution: Did you let him get too close to a RHODE CAMELOT unit? She probably had something to do with it. It’ll heal, and it’ll be better the before, promise.



Problem: He’s starting to lose at poker.



Solution: Make him practice cheating more, and allow him to play any time he feels like it. If the problem doesn’t fix itself, there’s an internal problem and you might want to send him back.



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With proper care and maintenance, your ALLEN WALKER unit will live a full, happy life! He will be polite and kind, and always protect you! He will also inspire many a nosebleed and fanfics with his Accidentally Sexy mode. He might eat you out of house and home, but it’ll so be worth it. He will teach you all the secrets of poker and beat the snot out of the NOAH figures that you don’t like. ALLEN WALKER units are not suggested for those who dislike sweet things, naive people, women with anemia, or women with heart diseases. If you are for some reason or other unsatisfied with your purchase, simply tell him a MILLENNIUM EARL unit is somewhere far away, and he’ll get lost.

okay i hate my hairstyle now!!!!!!!!!!!!
i want it long and flowy again!
grow hair grow!!!!!!!

anyways,
ELIZ IS GOING TO FACILITATOR CAMP!!!
okay... not like you are going to care anyways
neither the lamenting below...

10 reasons why im dreading facilitator camp

1)physical conditions
(walking through the whole lot 1 and IMM with dru makes me have headaches)

2)3 days no sketchbook
(aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! WHO'S GONNA TAKE CARE OF THEM?!!!! AAAAAAHHHHH!!! MAYBE I'LL DEPROVE!!! BECAUSE OF HEADACHE I DIDN'T DRAW YESTERDAY AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!)

3)3 days cannot do homework
(AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! WHAT IF I GET LAZY HOW?????!!!!!!!)

4)eliz is antisocial
(why do they have to pick me in the first place?)

5)other people are lavi(s)
(then im the only kanda{im not saying that they are hot larh!})

6)what if gorillas attack me?
(yarh! what will happen arh?)

7)eliz sort of hate problematics
(yeah what if one hugs me and calls me momma??? THIS IS VERY SERIOUS OKAY???)

8)i wouldn't talk for a long long long long time
(not like i could)

9)hyper hyper
(OOOOOHHHHHHHHH NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!! says you)

10)i just dun want to lead ppl!
(that sums all)

oh well...

whola first post that contains only 5% anime...
lol

pure nonsense i tell you...

oh well

end~!

sigh i feel so friendless today...
darn i wanna go to the other side...

oh yeah this is so nice!


it's a piano ver of



oh my momma so nice and creepy
i feel so sad for them...
im still wandering whats blind justice though
game,anime or just a mv???
if its a anime i wanna watch it!

lollollol
chrome and mukuro version!
lol

ahh! i want velonica to be released soon!!!

yay i got into lit bio!
yay?!

end~!